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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E


dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 


luvr4photography:

onceandfuturewinchester:

timetravelingrose:

orange is the new black

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

i waited 20 years for this


mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.




slayerdeans:

Happy 40th Birthday Misha!

             ↳ August 20th, 1974


sniffing:

how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly


annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.


failipedia:

where’s my money, bitch


ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.


420core:

fuckboii420:

supermunchor:

i love these i have a folder dedicated to them

this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes

discount memes are the future


princessbrat7:

It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.


parahsaige:

LORD COME QUICKLY